1.Training your daughters to train the dog is harder than the dog itself.
2. Don't start smiling about the sleep you got on night #1, until night #2 is under your belt.
3. It is funnier when a dog "twoseys" on your in-laws carpet than your own. He had some fiber in that one! Yikes.
4. It might be true that most Dog lovers are two monkeys shy of a barrel. To say that the daily walks with the pup are interesting, is a great understatement. You would think I was walking around with a sign on my back that reads "if you have got a really really long and detailed story about when the great niece of your half cousin Cooter took the dog huntin' in the lower stretches of the south Kentucky swamplands...then please stop me and tell me every last bit." I'm one more walk short of a story coma. (Grant me patience, Lord. PATIENCE.) This blog doesn't make me one of them, does it?
2. Don't start smiling about the sleep you got on night #1, until night #2 is under your belt.
3. It is funnier when a dog "twoseys" on your in-laws carpet than your own. He had some fiber in that one! Yikes.
4. It might be true that most Dog lovers are two monkeys shy of a barrel. To say that the daily walks with the pup are interesting, is a great understatement. You would think I was walking around with a sign on my back that reads "if you have got a really really long and detailed story about when the great niece of your half cousin Cooter took the dog huntin' in the lower stretches of the south Kentucky swamplands...then please stop me and tell me every last bit." I'm one more walk short of a story coma. (Grant me patience, Lord. PATIENCE.) This blog doesn't make me one of them, does it?
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